an open letter to joaquin phoenix
Feb. 21st, 2009 | 07:13 pm
dear joaquin,
it would be greatly appreciated if you could do the following:
• resume your acting career
• give up on the whole "rapping" thing
• wash and shower daily
• shave!
• and go back to looking like this -

in return, i will agree to have your beautiful green-eyed vegan babies.
deal?
don't fight the hot joaquin!
love forever and always,
your future ex-wife
rebeccah
( obsession... )
it would be greatly appreciated if you could do the following:
• resume your acting career
• give up on the whole "rapping" thing
• wash and shower daily
• shave!
• and go back to looking like this -

in return, i will agree to have your beautiful green-eyed vegan babies.
deal?
don't fight the hot joaquin!
love forever and always,
your future ex-wife
rebeccah
( obsession... )
