viva hate - February 21st, 2009

dear joaquin,
it would be greatly appreciated if you could do the following:
• resume your acting career
• give up on the whole "rapping" thing
• wash and shower daily
• shave!
• and go back to looking like this -



in return, i will agree to have your beautiful green-eyed vegan babies.
deal?

don't fight the hot joaquin!

love forever and always,
your future ex-wife
rebeccah

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